Announcing his royal highness, King Pattern of Designia!
Sometimes, his benevolent highness works for days and days, requiring only the barest refreshing drink of high grade machine oil.
Some days (like today) this is not thing one the mere housekeeper, myself, can do to make the Royal one happy.
And, unfortunately, when his Highness is having a bad day, everything grinds to a halt until his Highness is satisfied.
Someone send help, and pile of chocolate so the housekeeper can keep going, and get back to work tomorrow….